Thursday, April 9, 2009

KISS

A KISS IS A PLEASANT REMINDER THAT TWO HEADS ARE BETTER THAN ONE. KISSING IS LIKE DRINKING SALTED WATER, YOU DRINK AND YOUR THIRST INCREASES. A KISS IS SOMETHING YOU CAN NOT GIVE WITHOUT TAKING AND CAN NOT TAKE WITHOUT GIVING. A KISS IS NEVER A BAD KISS UNLESS IT’S AN UNWANTED KISS. I WOULD RATHER HAVE HAD ONE BREATH OF HER HAIR, ONE KISS FROM HER MOUTH, ONE TOUCH OF HER HAND, THAN ETERNITY WITHOUT IT. A KISS THAT IS NEVER TASTED IS FOREVER AND EVER WASTED. WHAT IS KISSES MEAN? KISS ON HAND = I ADORE YOU KISS ON CHEEK = LETS B FRIENDS KISS ON NECK = I WANT YOU KISS ON LIPS = I LOVE YOU KISS ANYWHERE ELES = ….LETS NOT GET CARRIED AWAY! HOLLYWOOD IS A PLACE WHERE THEY WILL PAY YOU A THOUSAND DOLLARS FOR A KISS AND FIFTY CENTS FOR YOUR SOUL. PEOPLE WHO THROW KISSES ARE HOPELESSY LAZY. SOME THINGS I NEVER LEARNED TO LIKE, I DON’T LIKE TO KISS BABIES, THOUGH I DIDN’T MIND KISSING THEIR MOTHERS. A KISS IS A LOVELY TRICK, DESIGNED BY NATURE, TO STOP WORDS WHEN SPEECH BECOMES SUPERFLUOUS. THE FIRST KISS IS STOLEN BY THE MAN, THE LAST IS BEGGED BY THE WOMAN. KISSING IS A MEANS OF GETTING TWO PEOPLE SO CLOSE TOGETHER THAT THEY CANT SEE ANYTING WRONG WITH EACH OTHER. ANY MAN WHO CAN DRIVE SAFELY WHILE KISSING A PRETTY GIRL IS SIMPLY NOT GIVING THE KISS THE ATTENTION IT DESERVES. HIGH HEELS WERE INVENTED BY A WOMAN WHO HAD BEEN KISSED ON THE FOREHEAD. TO A WOMAN THE FIRST KISS IS JUST THE END OF THE BIGINING BUT TO A MAN IT IS THE BEGINNING OF THE END. A MAN SNATCHES THE FIRST KISS, PLEADS FOR THE SECOND, DEMANDS THE THIRD, TAKES THE FOURTH, ACCEPTS THE FIFTH AND ENDURES ALL THE REST. MARRIAGE IS THE MIRACLE THAT TRANSFORMS A KISS FROM A PLEASURE INTO A DUTY. IT TAKES A LOT OF EXPERIENCE FOR A GIRL TO KISS LIKE A BEGINER. STOLEN KISSES REQUIRE AN ACCOMPLICE. “WHERE SHOULD ONE USE PERFUME?” A YOUNG WOMAN ASKED. “WHEREVER ONE WANTS TO BE KISSED,” I SAID. YOU HAVE TO KISS AN AWFUL LOT OF FROGS BEFORE YOU FIND A PRINCE. THE SOUL THAT CAN SPEAK THROUGH THE EYES, CAN ALSO KISS WITH A GAZE. WOMAN STILL REMAMBER THE FIRST KISS AFTER MEN HAVE FORGOTTEN THE LAST. KISSES THAT ARE EASILY OBTAINED ARE EASILY FORGOTTEN. WE LIKE TO RENEW ACQUAINTANCES. WE FRENCEMAN, WE WILL KISS A MAN WE HAVEN’T SEEN FOR FIVE YEARS OR A GIRL WE HAVEN’T SEEN FOR FIVE MINUITE. I WASN’T KISSING HER, I WAS WHISPERING INTO HER MOUTH.

thanks to: FULLSTOP PUBLISHING LIMITED PARTNERSHIP, YOU GUYS REALLY REALLY DID EAPLAINED A LOT ABOUT KISS IN THIS BOOK HAHA.

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